New Year Resolutions.

1) Blog at least once a week.
2) Brush teeth at least twice a week.
3) Shower at least once a week, especially in the summer.
4) Drink water in moderation.
5) Remember to get up from the desk and walk around once in a while.
6) Comb hair before going to work.
7) Remember to match socks before wearing them.
8) When *** *** **** * ********** ** **** *** *** ***** completely.
9) Use the massively parallel linux cluster in the basement sparingly to perform regression analysis of the probability of me keeping my new year resolutions until the last day of 2008. If unsuccessful, at least upgrade the linux kernels.
10) Use deodorant on neighbor's dog.

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