A trillion dollars !

Shh... shh.. shh...
Hmm, what ?
Did you hear ?
Hear what ?
About the trillion dollars.
Oh that, yeah I did hear about it. Cool isn't it !!
Cool man... awesome.
Can we get some of it ?
No way, you think they are stupid to give it away to everyone.
But, can I not claim some Indian origin thing or some reservation or quota ?
Nah, I doubt if you will get a piece of that pie.
Maybe I should run for office
Oh, yeah, that is definitely a good idea. Then you might get a good chunk.

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